Re: [閒聊] 坦克笑話
看板Wargaming (戰艦世界 - WOT)作者hsinhanchu (hsinhanchu)時間11年前 (2013/06/09 02:08)推噓10(10推 0噓 5→)留言15則, 12人參與討論串2/2 (看更多)
※ 引述《jerry78424 (青松碧濤)》之銘言:
我的簽名檔有一堆是官方的trolling。
- Q: "All tier 10 heavies lost their meaning!"
- A: "Checked your stats, shrugged, didn't read further"
「所有的十階重坦都沒有戲份啦!」
「看了一下你的戰績,皺皺眉頭,不管了。」
我自己認為最經典的是下面這個,當SerB被問到德國MT/TD第二線什麼時候要出(當周
他已經回答兩次還是三次了)
原文是
Немцефилен унд немцефилкен нихьт ерсте по
ст тема читайнен? Орднунг мус зайн, дарум ф
ирцейн таге нихьт шрайбен!
拉丁字母轉寫
Germanlovers und Germanloverettes nicht erste post of the topic readen?
Ordnung muss zein, darum fierzen tage nicht schreiben.
簡單說,SerB用西里爾字母拼了很破的德文回「德廚和德棍沒讀這串的第一篇嗎?
論壇要保持秩序,所以十四天不准發文(水桶兩周)」
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遇上TOG II*:「BatTOGcruiser operational」
(某次在野團打了這句,對方的TOG被打爆的時候有三個人同時用公頻打「Abandon Ship!」
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下面是從NA官方論壇找來的,其實之前在EU論壇也有一串很好笑的,但是找不到了。
"We have more chicken on our team than what is in a KFC."
Some guy says " If the match maker was a date site no one would ever get
married "
someone else says " yeah but we'd all get f*cked "
=
下面這個有點糟糕...
A: "I once dated a girl named Matilda on Valentine's Day."
B: "Let me guess, failed to penetrate? "
C: "Yeah, insuffcient caliber"
--
30 second countdown, someone types the master plan:
"All the noobs rush the hill and the rest def"
random guy: "What is def ?"
"You, rush the hill..."
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