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[閒聊] 剛剛寄了一封信給 pokerstars (完結)

看板Poker (撲克牌)作者 (Shaq)時間15年前 (2010/07/27 21:46), 編輯推噓39(40推 1噓 28→)
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剛打了一個 22r 3x Turbo 的 tour 這個 tour 我'自我感覺'已經是駕輕就熟...各種 EV 技巧我大略都掌握了... 並且'自以為'可以玩到 +EV... 把 rebuy 數控制在 avg rebuy 的一半以下... 不過...就在剛剛.............. 我 爆 了 ~~~~~ 然後...我寄了一封信給 pokerstars support ... 這對我來說是個挑戰...因為不知道結果會怎樣...很刺激....XD 如果收到回信或結果如何...我會再補在這篇... 信的內容如下: Dear Pokerstars support team: Please let my account 'shaqssmm' DOOMswitch OFF ok ? How can I lost every pot in a 22+Rebuys tournament in 90 mins. I fucking rebuy almost 15 times and addon , all-in over 20 hands and I didnt win any hands. Please please turn my doomswitch off , please. By a loyal fucking pokerstars grinder shaqssmm -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.209.20.225
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07/27 21:48, , 1F
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07/27 21:48, 1F
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07/27 21:48, , 2F
Cool~
07/27 21:48, 2F
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07/27 21:52, , 3F
看起來就是被弄到很不爽..ㄤㄤ了....
07/27 21:52, 3F
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07/27 21:52, , 4F
發這種文....看起來就很沒 sense ...
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07/27 21:53, , 5F
喔喔 我要來開洨吃攤了
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07/27 21:54, , 6F
是阿我是ㄤㄤ阿...不過我不是coach...
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07/27 21:54, , 7F
我沒有學生...ㄎㄎ...
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07/27 21:55, , 8F
沒有 wtf 失敗. XD
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07/27 21:57, , 9F
coach 好像可以ㄤ的很有 [心得] ..果然厲害呢
07/27 21:57, 9F
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07/27 22:00, , 10F
看起來就是運氣不好
07/27 22:00, 10F
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07/27 22:00, , 11F
喔喔 我要來開洨吃攤了
07/27 22:00, 11F
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07/27 22:01, , 12F
聽說有前輩這樣子可以改改運...科科~~ 弄一下
07/27 22:01, 12F
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07/27 22:02, , 13F
豆干一份要切不辣 雞排一份要辣不切
07/27 22:02, 13F
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07/27 22:03, , 14F
雞屁股一份，樓上的我請客。
07/27 22:03, 14F
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07/27 22:04, , 15F
今天宵夜該吃什麼咧?
07/27 22:04, 15F
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07/27 22:05, , 16F
本日課程 [如何ㄤ的徹底] ㄤ到出汁
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07/27 22:05, , 17F
ㄧ碗八寶冰 不要紅豆花生薏仁綠豆芝麻蒟蒻粉條芋頭 我要半糖
07/27 22:05, 17F
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07/27 22:15, , 18F
◢◣ ╭───────╮
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07/27 22:15, , 19F
◢██◣ │人客 欠炸嗎 │
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07/27 22:15, , 20F
▂▄▆█████▆▄▂ │ 一桶600隨便點│
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◤ ≡ ▏ ╯───────╯
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07/27 22:15, , 22F
▏─⊙-⊙─▏ ╴_ ╴_ ╴_
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▏ 皿 ▏ │▄▍│▄▍│▄▍
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07/27 22:15, , 24F
＼ ︶ ╱ █▇▌█▇▌█▇▌
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07/27 22:15, , 25F
╴_ (￣\╱￣﹨ ╴██▌██▌██▌
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(@╴\│╱╭╮│ |╲██▌██▌██▌╲
07/27 22:15, 26F
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07/27 22:15, , 27F
(@ ╲╴-╯││▆▆▏│￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ▏
07/27 22:15, 27F
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07/27 22:15, , 28F
◥◣ ──╯┤ ╲│ 柏記流動式瓦斯攤 ▏
07/27 22:15, 28F
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07/27 22:15, , 29F
◥▇▆▆▆▆▆▆▆╴◢█◣╴╴◢█◣╴▏
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07/27 22:20, , 30F
樓上這次趕上了...洨吃攤出來了 XD
07/27 22:20, 30F
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07/27 22:40, , 31F
這次我也趕上了 湊個熱鬧先
07/27 22:40, 31F
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07/27 22:42, , 32F
好奇怪的邏輯 coach就不能骯 我要一龍小籠包+豆漿
07/27 22:42, 32F
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07/27 22:43, , 33F
不過如果我來寄的話..我會放那20個對決的Pokerhand網址...
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07/27 22:43, , 34F
然後底下都加個FUCK....
07/27 22:43, 34F
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07/27 22:51, , 35F
有效阿...如果是online casino效果更明顯
07/27 22:51, 35F
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07/27 22:52, , 36F
另外如果是破產的話...效果更明顯..
07/27 22:52, 36F
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07/27 23:01, , 37F
來湊熱鬧
07/27 23:01, 37F
回歸主題...很快的就收到了第一封信.... 但是就如大家想的一樣是那封大家都知道的罐頭信.... 所以我決定要挑戰一下極限...證實一下 DOOM 的存在 ~* ( 回文的 support 叫 Quentin ....聽起來好像是個正咩....~~ ) 第二封信如下: Hello PokerStars Support: God DAMN I didnt just receive only A bad beat. I receive more than 20+ baaaadddd bbbbeeeaaaatttttttttssssss in that tournament. And Lost all hands never win a pot. WHAT THE FUCK !!!??? 2p2 forum told me this is a DOOMswitch on. HOLY SHIIITTTT!!!! Please turn that off please~~~~ And do not reply these ballshittt canned text. Do you know all that 20 more hands lost happened rate ? Thats below I win the lottery twice !! So please please turn the SHITY doom off ! please please please ~~~ If you turn that off, reply the mail and tell me, thanks. I will bless you before I go to sleep every night. Thank you very much again. ※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/27 23:15)
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07/27 23:17, , 38F
XD
07/27 23:17, 38F
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07/27 23:19, , 39F
呼應時事. 你要加 TRY GON Lah!
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07/27 23:22, , 40F
樓上有在follow喔.....XD
07/27 23:22, 40F
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07/27 23:41, , 41F
Quentin 應該是男的
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07/27 23:52, , 42F
Quentin 是男的吧...XD
07/27 23:52, 42F
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07/27 23:55, , 43F
還有 bullshit 狗屎...not ballshit 球屎?!...
07/27 23:55, 43F
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07/27 23:55, , 44F
期待後續回信!
07/27 23:55, 44F
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07/28 00:02, , 45F
god damn good!!!
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07/28 00:39, , 46F
靠...Quentin 是男的喔....第2封信已經回來了
07/28 00:39, 46F
第2封信看起來不是罐頭...客服被我弄到ㄤㄤ了 下面是第2封 Hello Shaq, It is clear from the language in your email that you are not happy with your recent results. Please understand that without exception, everyone gets bad beats. We can sympathise, because as poker players ourselves, we experience them too. However, bad beats have nothing to do with the PokerStars software, as our site has been proven fair by everyone who has ever analysed our shuffle program. We are happy to offer you your hand histories so you can conduct a similar analysis, however, you will not receive any response from us if you continue to send rude, abusive, or profane emails. Just because something has a low probability of happening, does not mean it is impossible. Think of it another way. If low probability events never happen (and our opponents never outdraw us by catching their one or two-outers) it would actually indicate a shuffle was NOT random. For a shuffle to be legitimate, low probability poker hands must happen sometimes. Please let us know if we can assist you further (without the colourful language), and thank you for playing at PokerStars. Regards, Quentin PokerStars Support Team 然後我回了第3封信.......( 明天再公佈 ~* ) ※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/28 00:40) ※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/28 00:41)
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07/28 01:38, , 47F
記得補一句..plz issue me my cash bonus or T$..
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07/28 01:40, , 48F
有次在IPOKER和ONLINE吵一吵就直接給了30USD封我嘴
07/28 01:40, 48F
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07/28 01:50, , 49F
真的假的.....@@
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07/28 01:54, , 50F
補一下....那你就知道我噴多少了
07/28 01:54, 50F
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07/28 01:57, , 51F
嗯.....k字級的嗎？
07/28 01:57, 51F
噓
07/28 03:18, , 52F
0.0
07/28 03:18, 52F
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07/28 09:49, , 53F
要看Quentin是名還是姓啊
07/28 09:49, 53F
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07/28 10:21, , 54F
太酷了!!!繼續爭阿!!!!!
07/28 10:21, 54F
這是第3封....(羞) Subject: Re: PokerStars Support - Impossible Hands >Dear PokerStars support: > >Hello Quentin. The name ' Quentin ' sounds like a pretty lady. >Could you give me your blog ? If you give me your blog, I think >that will make me more happy and forget those bad beats hand >history. > >Thanks. ※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/28 11:41)
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07/28 11:50, , 55F
由申甲(無誤)
07/28 11:50, 55F
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07/28 12:07, , 56F
XDDDDDD
07/28 12:07, 56F
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07/28 12:13, , 57F
Dear Shaq:The poker company do not allow us to receive
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07/28 12:13, , 58F
or give out personal information, sorry about that.:>
07/28 12:13, 58F
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07/28 12:14, , 59F
Thanks for your email, Regards, Quentin.
07/28 12:14, 59F
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07/28 12:14, , 60F
By the way, I am a gay..
07/28 12:14, 60F
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07/28 12:15, , 61F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/28 19:29, , 62F
VERY NICE RANT I APPROVE THIS MESSEGE
07/28 19:29, 62F
最後其實 PS 是有回第 3封 的....我被擊敗了...PS 客服嘴炮我 >.< 詳情如下: Subject: PokerStars Support - My Portrait Hello Shaq, Thank you for your follow up email. My blog is far too scandalous to be associated with PokerStars. However, here is a portrait Maurice painted of me: http://rlv.zcache.com/portrait_of_a_lady_by_maurice_quentin_de_la_tour_photosculpture-p153752213275539264tro3_210.jpg
I hope this makes you as happy as it made me. Regards, Quentin PokerStars Support Team ※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/29 17:33) ※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/29 17:34)
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07/29 17:43, , 63F
這也太太太好笑了吧 XD
07/29 17:43, 63F
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07/29 17:45, , 64F
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07/29 17:50, , 65F
好屌....
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07/29 18:45, , 66F
Diao Bao La... lol
07/29 18:45, 66F
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07/29 19:53, , 67F
bluff
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07/29 22:20, , 68F
nice bluff on the river
07/29 22:20, 68F
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07/30 14:37, , 69F
很沒誠意
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