[閒聊] 殭屍遊戲不變的本質--警察
玩了幾年的bio,看了頗多的活死人電影或影集
發現一個共通點:殭屍會進化,警察的腦袋卻不會
殭屍從1 2 3 代、聖女密碼到6代不斷進化,最後不但會跑會飛撲還會拿武器
警察的腦袋卻是一路走來始終如一(不只電玩,連電影或影集都是)
一個路人甲警察面對一個殭屍,第一反應一定都是先拔槍瞄準然後大喊:
FREEZE!!!!!!!!!
(殭屍發出喀滋咖滋怪聲往前走)
此時會給警察的手部一個特寫:握槍的手更用力的握住槍喊道:
Don't move! or I'll shoot!
(殭屍繼續悠然自得的往前喀滋咖滋的走)
警察開始往後退一邊持續大喊:
I warn you! DONT come any closer!
咖滋咖滋(懶得再形容殭屍了)
這時候警察一定會退無可退的退到牆邊(奇怪一定到處會有牆就是了?)
然後發抖著手繼續喊一樣的台詞:
Freeze! This is your last chance!
眼看殭屍的手就要抓到警察身上,警察終於朝著殭屍身體砰砰砰砰的把整個彈匣打光
(此時再給扣板機卻沒子彈射出的手指一個大特寫)
殭屍倒地不動,警察會長噓一口氣然後走上去想查看狀況....接著一定是殭屍突然甦醒然
後路人就去領便當了
簡直莫名其妙阿!!
生化危機都在世界各地發生這麼多次了,警察卻總是學不會,砰砰砰砰的開這麼多槍卻沒
一槍打到頭
搞得我現在不論是電影還是遊戲只要看到警察出現就知道再來發展了(另類劇透?嘆~)
沒死的菜鳥警察好像只有薪水很高的那傢伙
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