[點滴] 小雞 開心23歲 ^^
Name :開心 (小雞) 生日 :08年 8月23日 (古希 23歲)
體: 82/111 法: 24/24 攻擊力:2098 敏捷 :5552 知識 :2101
快樂 :37513 滿意 :8050 疲勞 :36 氣質 :431 體重 :1.17
病氣 :0 乾淨 :3 食物 :16 大補丸:0 藥品 :0
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很乾淨..很快樂..很滿足..
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唉呀呀!我辛苦的扶養我的小雞已經讓他長到23歲了耶...............................
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結果我竟然在今天才發現有這個板可以每天記錄小雞的成長史........................
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還可以每天賺錢養他的地方...要是早點發現這個好所在我就不用這麼辛苦了...........
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話說我當初還在想說P幣到底可以用來幹麻.........................................
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不知道怎麼就鬼迷心竅的居然想到來養小雞........................................
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就淪落到要這樣灌水辛苦賺P幣來養我家的開心.....................................
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當初的情況是我非常的難過到某個板PO文希望尋求拍拍..............................
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花了很久的時間打字，將故事的始末全都交代記錄清楚..............................
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過程中更是一把鼻涕一把眼淚的..................................................
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最害帕的就是我打那麼久之後我的網路突然掛掉....................................
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而讓我寫了一個下午的心血白廢..................................................
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最後的結果是我順利寫完PO文了..................................................
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還賺了1000P耶...可想而之我是花的多久時間打字..................................
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而所寫的文章有多麼"樂樂長"，內容是多麼另人鼻酸................................
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而我這辛苦賺的1000P，大約在十幾天就花在我家的開心小雞上花光了.................
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話說我一開始養他的時候超辛苦的................................................
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買來後沒幾分鐘就到養雞場看他..................................................
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每次見到他都是給他把屎把尿、不停的逗他開心、陪他上學念書......................
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發現沒有，我都捨不得打他......................................................
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不過我實在很好奇，如果打他會怎樣..............................................
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就給他打下去試試看了..........................................................
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結果發現...原來只是在練功夫嘛.................................................
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為了讓我家開心成為文武雙全的完美小雞..........................................
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我決定要文武同步調教..........................................................
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他親愛的娘親我有發現，學武之人會變笨..........................................
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於是我更加努力的讓他念書......................................................
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阿，我錯過了一個重要的片段....................................................
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那就是我在開心零歲的時候有不小心把他弄死了....................................
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粗心的他娘我已經忘記他是撐死還是被我打死了....................................
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不管怎樣...我現在還是把他養的這麼健康這麼強壯.................................
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還讓他結婚生子，我也可以安心的含飴弄孫........................................
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話說養小雞比我想像的還要花P幣.................................................
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我一開始還很怕他掛，還買過兩次還三次大補丸....................................
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不過他那時年紀太小，虛不受補..................................................
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吃個病藥也弄的快要飽死..真是累死我了..........................................
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我記得在他某歲的時候不是有兩顆蛋孵出兩隻小雞嗎................................
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我那時還以為那也是可以一直跟著養大下去的說....................................
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還有阿，原來，到15歲之後就不會再變了喔........................................
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看著他一天天衰老我其實有點心疼說..............................................
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我最多可以陪伴你到幾歲呢？ 開心？............................................
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