NA高手分享文:如何嗆爆其他玩家
真的笑到肚痛，獻給被各種猴子Troll到想殺人的各位(喵的啥鬼X5首勝，e04)
原本文章內容是 worstplayer_NA 寫的 他是個YOLO主義者也是個超強玩家
可是他的畢生志願除了YOLO外就是loli (他自己說的) 選車最高標準是動漫塗裝
他三不五時就會被禁止發言，看完這篇文章後大概就能明白為甚麼
原連結:
http://forum.wotlabs.net/index.php?%2Ftopic%2F7142-pr0turial-on-how-to-bm-
people-in-world-of-tanks%2F
警告: 以下內容帶有髒話，並可能(幾乎是保證)會讓使用者收檢舉收到飽，看看笑笑就好
不要真的用
==================ARE YOU READY FOR TROLLING?==================
This game sucks too much dick to actually play, instead I spend 99% of my
time bming in chat.
這遊戲吃太多棒棒糖，根本玩不下去，所以我有99%的時間精力花在公頻上嗆人
1. If they are a streamer, type their stream link in all chat and say no
ghosterino. Usually they will rage fucking hardcore on their stream, I think
I managed to make hardest slerg for 9 minutes straight.
如果你看到對面有實況主，在公頻上打他的頻道連結 附上"我完全沒偷看喔ㄎㄎ" 通常
他們會在實況上抓狂，有次我讓Hardest這個人連續罵髒話9分鐘
2. If you are playing arty or fv and 1 shot someone type . BACK TO GARAGE in
all chat. 100% success rate in getting people butthurt. If you really want to
be obnoxious you can do it for any tank.
如果你玩砲兵或是183然後一發入魂別人 記得公頻打"回車庫!" 有100%的機會能成功讓
別人菊緊 如果你想更機歪的話，每台車都可以這樣玩
3. If you crush someone 15-2, always type
如果你們隊輕鬆輾過對面 記得打:
WELL MET 很高興遇到你們
GG WAS CLOZE 打得真好，難分難解
YOU GUYS REALLY TRIED GOOD GAME 你們真的打得很努力，GG
4. Accuse people of using gold rounds when they don't, 100% of the time they
will argue til the ends of the earth they aren't a gold noob5.
即使別人沒打金蛋，指控他們用金彈，他們一定會之後整場都辯解自己不是金彈怒伯
5. When playing arty, type in all chat THANK YOU XVM everytime you hit a
purple. (only reason I play arty anymore is because it's a fantastic bm
machine)
玩砲兵時，每次打到對面unicum時在公頻說: 感謝XVM (我玩砲兵只因為這樣整人
很爽) *譯者註:Fuk arty and this guy
6. Try your hardest to throw games with stacked teams and say "OMFG WHY CANT
PURPLES CARRY"
當你們這隊有一堆好玩家，試著去自殺輸掉然後打 "你媽啦說好的高手Carry呢?"
7. Any time you have a dude with rommel in his name you have to mention the
real reason why he killed himself was because he was in a love triangle with
hitler and stalin.
每當你看到ID有隆梅爾的 提醒他隆梅爾自殺的真正原因:他被卡在宅希和濕大林的戀愛三
角中
8.. Start typing tank erotica into all chat in really campy games. I can link
you this really sick doujin if you want inspiration.
大家在龜龜樂時在公頻打和戰車有關的廢話，沒靈感的話我可以提供些同人本
9. All chat ARTY PLEASE FOCUS X PURPLE PLS TY in all chat.
公頻打"所有砲兵請瞄準 _____ (他們隊上勝率最高那位)打謝謝~"
*譯者註: Fuk arty and this guy
10. Accuse random people of being rerolls and watch them explode in anger
usually when they try to defend them selves.
胡亂指控其他玩家是開新帳號來洗戰績的人，看他們爆炸
11. When spamming gold, all chat "YOU LIKE DAT GOLD ROUND" every time you
shoot someone with apcr/heat. Best done on 48% pubbies, they will splerg on
chat for the entire game afterwards about gold noobs.
打金彈時，公頻廣播: "這發金彈你喜歡嗎?/其實你很喜歡金彈對吧?" 打中48%的人時尤
其有效，他們會花這場剩下時間胡言亂語罵金彈noob
12. When a unicum platoon loses all chat "so which unicum is going to get
blamed for this loss?"
當別隊有超高手排但還是輸掉時，公頻說: "所以你們這三個裡誰沒carry ^.<~"
13. When you spot a reroll, ALWAYS TALK SHIT, THEY WILL ALWAYS GET BUTTHURT
AND TRY TO DEFEND THEIR STATS. Fucking hilarious.
看到開新帳號洗戰機的人時，絕對要嗆他們，他們一定會菊緊，並且試著合理化他們的
數據。潮爽der~~~
14. Accuse random unicums that derp hard of buying their accounts. all chat
"EBAY? HOW MUCH U PAY"
看到某高手玩家失誤時 全頻打: "你這帳號Ebay買的嗎? 多少錢?"
15. BMing is best done in a platoon with 2 other trolls.
要嗆人的話組三個北爛效果更好 *譯者註: 上次遇到worstplayer_NA時他被禁止發言，於
是就被他自己排內的人嗆爆了，完全是報應~~~
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嘛 希望有翻出原文精髓 XD
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