[創作] 瑟乙己
《瑟乙己》
瑟乙己一到梵迪卡爾，所有大領主便都看著她笑
有的叫道，「瑟乙己，你又變成碎片了！」
她不回答，對圖拉揚說，「我最近行動不便，叫信徒捐輛代步車。」便發布收集聖光之心碎片（0/999）任務。
他們又故意的高聲嚷道，「你一定又強迫人信仰聖光了！」
瑟乙己睜大眼睛說，「你怎麼這樣憑空污人清白……」
「什麼清白？我前天親眼見你欲圖強灌伊利丹，反被灌爆。」瑟乙己便漲紅了臉，額上的
青筋條條綻出，爭辯道，「強灌不能算強……強灌！……信仰的事，能算強麼？」
接連便是難懂的話，什麼「魔能業力引爆」，什麼「信聖光德萊尼新娘」之類
引得眾人都鬨笑起來；飛船內外充滿了快活的空氣。
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鬨笑過後，大領主們卻是急忙圍繞瑟乙己搶接任務。
接連便是難懂的話，什麼「尾巴才是王道」，什麼「反關節也不錯」，什麼「矮人大媽才
是極品」之類
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