[聖誕] 癢室銘
錯不在己，有誤則吟；
友不給力，勝率掛零。
斯是我癢，唯他油膩。
溫泉上爐石，巴巴入綠臂；
談笑有豬鳴，斗內賺現金；
可以切RC，開靜音；
無國動之亂耳，無宅歌之勞形。
桃園豬八戒，中原我最膩；?
嘉航云:「幹你老師奈德麗。」
翻譯:
錯誤總是不在於自己，一有失誤總是無病呻吟；
只要隊友不給力，場場勝率幾乎慘澹掛零。
這是我的癢哥，只有他才能以他的油膩為名。
總是掛在溫泉上打爐石，玩犽宿時赫然發現札克的手能穿過巴巴(巴巴為受詞，作者為押
韻故此倒裝)；
爽然的談笑總是有著豬鳴，開台當然也是為了斗內賺取金錢；
不爽的時候直接切到RC，開啟靜音模式；沒有國棟的雜唸，沒有因宅歌而轟來的疲累。
我養好似桃園那附有英姿的豬八戒，在中原裡是最油膩的；
萬中經典
我癢之云:「幹你老師奈德麗」
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