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看板LoL (英雄聯盟)作者 (^<0>ｗ<0>^)時間11年前 (2015/09/16 14:48), 11年前編輯推噓166(169推 3噓 19→)
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Best "toxic" insults you've seen Reddit https://goo.gl/yTsaqq [–]LinkerZz[Linker] (BR) 1869 指標 12小時前 "My team is so bad they can't even win a surrender vote" 我的隊伍超爛，爛到連認輸投票都贏不了 [–]DubPwNz 131 指標 9小時前 [–]DubPwNz 131 指標 9小時前 I'm totally using this for my ranked 5 team 打戰隊積分的時候我很常用 [–]Dustmila 3052 指標 15小時前 not even noah can carry these animals gg 就算是諾亞來也救不了這群畜生 GG [–]TheJimMoriarty 623 指標 15小時前 It's nice to see the Red Cross opening a food bank down there in bot lane 看見紅十字會在下路展開食物救濟令人感到欣慰 [–]xaknoris[Xaknoris] (EU-W) 85 指標 11小時前 Or a close one "If my team mates were in Africa, starvation would end in no time". 如果我的隊友在非洲，飢荒就會馬上被終結掉。 [–]Pete26196 2805 指標 12小時前* "If I wanted to kill myself I'd jump from your ego to your elo" Edit: Holy shit thanks for the gold msterious redditor <3 如果我想自殺，只要從你的自尊往你的分數跳就好了 [–]chawklet 1201 指標 13小時前 "You're like forrest gump without the running thing" 'What do you mean?" "I mean you're just retarded." 你就是個不會跑步的阿甘罷了 (後面不翻覺得多餘) [–]alabarda 351 指標 13小時前 "i wish my ad carry was amumu so his tears can deal damage" 我希望我的AD選阿姆姆，起碼他哭的時候有傷害 [–]Quadrahawk 1124 指標 14小時前 "hey yas you been to the beach a lot this summer?" "A few times" "yeah I figured you been tanning cuz ur looking bronze as hell" "嘿你今年很常去海灘吼?" "去過幾次" "嗯，我從你曬得一身銅黑看出來了" [–]hyggja 537 指標 13小時前 Yi: "Hey Kayle..." Kayle: "?" Yi: "HOLY SHIT SHE'S NOT A BOT" 易大師:嘿 凱爾 凱爾:? 易大師:哇操，她竟然不是電腦 [–]nubu 279 指標 14小時前 Our jungler has the map awareness of Christopher fucking Columbus. 我們JG的地圖意識跟他媽哥倫布一樣好(傳哥倫布是因迷路才找到新大陸) [–]farenknight[Axeleration] (EU-W) 153 指標 14小時前 Lol, I had a midlaner say 'that jungler has less pressure on the map than the atmosphere' 我們的JG給的壓力比氣壓還低 [–]salmix21 72 指標 13小時前 But , the atmosphere has 1.013 X 105 newtons per square meter.That's alot of pressure. 但氣壓其實有1.013X10的五次方牛頓/平方公尺，那還蠻大的耶.. [–]LCS_Pros_Hate_Me 235 指標 12小時前 I was farming the jungle as Lucian after losing lane, and my support says "Oh look Lucian is in the jungle picking cotton" LCS職業選手最討厭我 我玩路西恩的時候輸線，只好農一些Jungle，結果我們的sup說，"唉唷，看哪， 黑人在Jungle裡面採棉花" [–]TakeTheLantern 104 指標 11小時前 The username, Jatt, is that you? 這使用者名稱.. Jatt，是你? 同場加映 [–]Wtangelo 594 指標 15小時前 Balls is Diamond 2. Balls是個鑽二 [–]FrancyTheKing 46 指標 10小時前 Jatt apologizes for this comment. Jatt為了這個評論道歉 [–]Falconpunchd 14 指標 10小時前 "you should play baseball with throws like that" 你這麼會throws應該打棒球 [–]haakron23 1342 指標 16小時前 "Imagine if ur parents weren't siblings" 要是你爸媽不是兄弟姊妹就好了 [–]butshehasadick 252 指標 13小時前* I wish my stupid support katarina turned into a ward every time she died 要是我的白癡卡特蓮娜sup每次死掉都能變成眼睛就好了 [–]SquidBolado[potato mechanics] 366 指標 14小時前 "You have as much impact in lane as that thing over there" *proceeds to ping scuttle crab" 你在線上的影響力跟這個差不多 (狂ping河蟹) [–]cLawwww 177 指標 14小時前 "You're more useless than the rune combiner" 你比符文合成還沒用 [–]Zysora[Zysora] (SEA) 171 指標 16小時前 This tf so shitty he could draw brown cards. 這逆命屎到連抽出來的卡都是屎色的.. [–]Contra_LOL 104 指標 14小時前 "Shen is so useless that when the other 4 members of his team die the announcer says: Ace!" 慎廢到當其他四個人死掉剩他時，電腦會說"ACE!" [–]kaizzlol 91 指標 16小時前 "fed so hard the whole of Ethiopia could survive the next year" 大放送，送到伊索比亞明年沒飢荒 ..................... 有些不好翻，但覺得蠻有趣的 不知道台港澳版的嘴砲的是怎樣 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 118.160.50.18 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/LoL/M.1442386120.A.061.html
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09/16 14:50, , 1F
易大師叫凱爾那個XDD
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09/16 14:51, , 2F
起碼他哭的時候有傷害XDD
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09/16 14:52, , 3F
非洲飢荒 台服這樣嘴會被PO到FB哭哭隊友嘴賤吧 顆
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09/16 14:52, , 4F
超酸的 我喜歡
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09/16 14:52, , 5F
很會嘴
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09/16 14:52, , 6F
海灘XDDDDD
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09/16 14:53, , 7F
我決定學幾個起來了
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09/16 14:53, , 8F
阿甘超酸耶wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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09/16 14:53, , 9F
我要拿這個噴隊友XDDD
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09/16 14:54, , 10F
幹 好有梗XD
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09/16 14:54, , 11F
我覺得這都滿友善的阿
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09/16 14:54, , 12F
差點在課堂上笑出來XDD
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09/16 14:54, , 13F
採棉花嘴超賤XD
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09/16 14:54, , 14F
太有梗了
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09/16 14:54, , 15F
凱爾那個笑死XDDDD
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09/16 14:54, , 16F
XDDDD
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09/16 14:54, , 17F
採棉花很沒品但是我笑了 XDDDDD
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09/16 14:54, , 18F
採棉花超壞
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09/16 14:55, , 19F
採棉花改成N開頭的單字效果會更好
09/16 14:55, 19F
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09/16 14:55, , 20F
Red crosser xddd
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09/16 14:55, , 21F
這種酸才有趣阿 一堆只會嘴廢物米蟲的 又爛又嘴
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09/16 14:55, , 22F
採棉花那個牽涉到種族欸 有夠賤的
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09/16 14:55, , 23F
哥倫布是想找印度找到新大陸啊...XD
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09/16 14:56, , 24F
嘴路西恩黑人... 記得好像台服有人這樣就黑了(遠目
09/16 14:56, 24F
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09/16 14:56, , 25F
黑人採棉花超壞的
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09/16 14:56, , 26F
採棉花XDD
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09/16 14:56, , 27F
你比符文合成器還沒用XDDDDDD
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09/16 14:56, , 28F
易大師超哭XDD
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09/16 14:56, , 29F
比符文合成沒用XDDDDDDDDD
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09/16 14:56, , 30F
也沒多有趣吧 但比較會嘴是真的
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09/16 14:57, , 31F
我只會問隊友是不是馬芙丸
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狂Ping河蟹 你忘了把河蟹翻出來了
09/16 14:57, 32F
謝謝 昏頭了
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09/16 14:57, , 33F
國外超嘴的
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09/16 14:57, , 34F
黑人採棉花很靠北
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09/16 14:57, , 35F
ping河蟹XDDD
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09/16 14:59, , 36F
酸到一個無極限
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09/16 14:59, , 37F
這已經算高級酸了~有些人只會罵髒話阿XD
09/16 14:59, 37F
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09/16 15:00, , 38F
採棉花有點踩線了XDDD
09/16 15:00, 38F
還有 113 則推文
還有 3 段內文
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09/16 17:28, , 152F
採棉花快笑死
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09/16 17:50, , 153F
跳樓那個真的高級酸XD
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09/16 17:58, , 154F
採棉花太毒了XDD
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09/16 18:01, , 155F
也太好笑
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09/16 18:12, , 156F
怒學
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09/16 18:24, , 157F
自殺那個真的神 連原文都有押韻 神嘴啊
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09/16 18:24, , 158F
幹 阿甘還會打桌球好嗎
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09/16 18:30, , 159F
爸媽不是兄弟姐妹這超壞超屌
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09/16 18:33, , 160F
超好笑xDDDDD
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09/16 18:43, , 161F
除了種族岐視，大體上層級比台服高真多
09/16 18:43, 161F
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09/16 18:45, , 162F
採棉花那個真的不會被鎖種族騎士嗎
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09/16 19:09, , 163F
採棉花我快笑死
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09/16 19:17, , 164F
爸媽不是兄弟姊妹 還要想一下才發現自己被酸超不爽
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09/16 19:18, , 165F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/16 20:30, , 166F
採棉花那個真的快笑死了，對不起
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09/16 21:11, , 167F
超嘴 然後又不帶髒字XDDDDD 強
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09/16 21:35, , 168F
採棉花XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/16 21:40, , 169F
黑人
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09/16 21:46, , 170F
嘴的好高超 幹 台灣沒有如此的技術
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09/16 21:54, , 171F
推，有深度與幽默，直接問候對方有夠難聽。
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怎麼沒人說種族騎士
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超酸的 我喜歡XDD
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09/16 23:50, , 174F
爸媽不是兄弟姊妹 幹你娘的XDDDD
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09/17 00:00, , 175F
阿甘除了智障跟跑步他還會打桌球啦 但有戳到笑點
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09/17 00:57, , 176F
自殺最簡單的方法：從ego 跳向→ elo ！
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09/17 07:09, , 177F
比符文合成還沒有 Q____Q
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我喜歡那個如果死掉可以變成眼睛那個XDDD
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09/17 08:09, , 179F
笑瘋
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第一個翻譯是不是該翻成我隊伍超爛,爛到連20投的時
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間都撐不到
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第一個是說要投都過不了
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樓樓上搞錯了，他意思是隊伍爛到連投票都沒有共識
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嗯...採棉花可以 黑奴就黑掉
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09/17 15:57, , 185F
戰隊積分的那一個我不懂欸 求解
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09/18 07:11, , 186F
米國鄉民戰力好神
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黑人那個 XDD
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ego to elo,這超嘴
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10/18 16:35, , 190F
高級酸
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噓
10/18 16:38, , 191F
幹 沒在考古的
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