[祭品] dokota 我....我不是故意的...
首先小弟先自婊一首男傭
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韓劇 看太多 你最愛野蠻女友
巴掌 巴不夠 活該倒楣的是我
怕你哭怕你淚流 怕到朋友唾棄我 我只是你的男傭
路上 車太多 司機老吳來接送
健身 健不夠 還要懂一點幽默
煮飯燒菜你不懂 洗衣擦地的粗活 全部都由我來做
*不管你站著坐著趴著我在你左右
如果你累了酸了癱了我幫你按摩
我做你的男傭 一天到晚上工 讓你越過越輕鬆
不管你醒著睡著夢著我在你左右
如果你氣了哭了悶了我幫你按摩
我是你的男傭 一週全年無休 讓你越過越輕鬆
情話 說太多 你嫌噁心又做作
假如 說不夠 你又嫌我愛不多
到底要我怎麼做 拿本說明書給我 我只是你的男傭
repeat *
常常一一歪歪嘰嘰喳喳嗶嗶巴巴 唸個不停就像女王
我也霹靂啪啦被你打個淅哩嘩啦 逆來順受為你投降
不管你站 坐 趴 我在你左右
如果你累 酸 癱 我幫你按摩
我做你的男傭 一天到晚上工 讓你越過越輕鬆
不管你醒著睡著夢著我在你左右
如果你氣了哭了悶了我幫你按摩
我是你的男傭 一週全年無休 讓你越過越輕鬆
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話說....鄉民真的...很熱情
OK 說正事
dotoka 雖然在這茫茫人海之中迷航 但妳的光芒卻像燈塔一樣的耀眼
我想就趁這機會 大聲的跟妳說聲我愛妳 妳願意當我的女朋友嗎
以上
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★neoeric 哇 你好帥呦 就跟王仁甫一樣帥耶
TO neoeric:囧...這樣我想把我自己給砍到重練...
★neoeric 不用啦 你再怎麼砍到重練都還是跟王仁甫一樣帥
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